🟢 Agent Live — Answering calls & sending emails right now

Your Business Just Booked
3 Meetings While You
Were Sleeping.

A fully pre-configured AI sales agent — voice, email, and chat — built specifically for your business and shipped to your door on a Mac mini M4. One price. No subscription. No monthly fees. Yours to own forever.

🛡️ Ship It Back, Get Every Dollar Back
Within 90 days, if your agent hasn't generated or saved $20,000 in your business — return it. We refund every dollar the same week. No argument, no "prove it," one email and it's done. Why so confident? We run this exact system ourselves.
See a Real Day With It Running
⚡ 24/7
Answers every call, every day
100+
Emails sent before you wake up
90-Day
Full refund if it doesn't pay off
5-7 Days
Delivered & running

🛡️ 90-Day ROI Guarantee — if it doesn't pay for itself, we give every dollar back. No questions. No fine print.

A Day in the Life

This Is What
Tomorrow Looks Like.

Day one after your agent goes live. Your phone rings. Your email sends. Your site converts. You're just... doing your actual job.

11:47pm
The lead you would have missed.
A real estate investor finds your site after hours. Fills out the chat widget. Your agent responds instantly — qualifies him in 3 questions, collects his info, books a call for Wednesday at 10am. You wake up to an appointment on your calendar. Without the agent: voicemail. He'd called someone else by morning.
5:45am
100 personalized emails sent before your alarm.
Your agent researched 100 target businesses overnight — pulled their websites, found their pain points, wrote each email like a human who'd done their homework. By 6am: 100 sent. By 8am: 11 replies. Two are interested. One asks to schedule a call. Your actual morning: coffee, kid to school, warm prospects waiting.
8:12am
Phone rings. You're in the shower. Agent picks up.
A homeowner found your ad and called. Your agent answered immediately — no voicemail, no hold music. Asked three qualifying questions, confirmed timeline and budget, told them someone would follow up within the hour. Call: 4 minutes. You get a notification with the full summary by the time you get dressed.
2:30pm
Old leads, automatically re-engaged.
23 leads from last month who went cold. Your agent sent a personal-feeling follow-up to each. "Hey Marcus, just wanted to circle back — things have changed?" Four responded. One is ready to move forward. That's a deal that would have died in a spreadsheet.
5:00pm
You close a deal. Agent handled everything else.
You spent your day doing what only you can do — relationships, decisions, delivery. Your agent handled 100 emails, 3 inbound calls, 4 chat conversations, and 23 follow-ups. That's the split. That's the product. $20,000, one time, yours forever.

How It Works

Configured for your business.
Shipped to your door.

We do the setup. You just plug it in.

01
Tell Us About Your Business
Fill out the form below. We spend time learning your products, your customers, your pricing, your voice. The agent we build is specific to you — not generic.
02
We Build and Configure
We load everything onto a Mac mini M4. Voice agent, email agent, chat agent — all trained on your business. Ships within 5-7 business days.
03
Plug In and Go Live
Plug it in, join a 30-min onboarding call, and you're live the same day. No IT team. No setup complexity. Your agent starts working immediately.
04
It Runs While You Focus
You own the hardware. No subscription. No monthly bill. Your agent works every day, every night, handling volume so you can focus on what actually requires a human.

The Trap

You're Not Building a Business.
You're Building Their Subscription Revenue.

CRM. Email tool. Prospecting tool. AI writer. Chatbot. Add it up. Cancel any of it tomorrow and it vanishes instantly. Five years of monthly payments and you own nothing. You funded their ARR.

The SaaS Trap

Typical AI Sales Stack

$5,000/mo

$60,000/year — and you own nothing

  • Cancel and it vanishes immediately
  • Price increases every year
  • Generic — not built for your business
  • Zero equity after years of paying
VS
GetSalesAgent

Your AI Sales Agent

$20k once

Breaks even in ~4 months. Free after that.

  • Hardware is yours — forever
  • No monthly fees, ever
  • Built specifically for your business
  • Real asset on your balance sheet

ROI Calculator

How fast does it
pay for itself?

Your current monthly AI/sales tool spend

$3,000 / month
$500$10,000
7 mo
Breakeven
$16k
Year 1 savings
$88k
3-year savings

What You Get

A complete AI sales team.
In one box.

Everything configured before it ships. Running on day one.

🎙️

Voice Agent

Your own phone number. Answers every call, handles objections, qualifies leads, and books meetings — 24/7, no voicemail.

✉️

Email Agent

Researches prospects, writes personalized outreach, sends sequences, follows up. 100+ targeted emails per day, automatically.

💬

Chat Agent

Embedded on your site. Engages visitors instantly, answers questions, qualifies leads, and converts at 3am while you sleep.

🖥️

Mac mini M4 — Yours

16GB RAM, 512GB SSD. Pre-loaded, ready to run. Real hardware you own outright. No cloud dependency, no subscription.

🧠

Trained on YOUR Business

Your products, pricing, voice, customers, objections. We build the brain around you specifically. It knows your business cold.

📈

Scales Without Limits

One agent handles what a full SDR team handles. As you grow, it grows with you. No new seats, no new contracts, no new bills.

Investment

One price.
Everything included.

$20,000

One-time. Own it forever.

No monthly fees. No per-seat pricing. No renewals. Nothing.

  • Mac mini M4 (16GB / 512GB) — yours to keep
  • Voice agent with dedicated phone number
  • Email outreach agent (100+/day)
  • Website chat agent
  • Full custom configuration — your business
  • Installation + onboarding call
  • 30-day priority support
  • 1-year software updates
  • Ships in 5-7 business days
🛡️ 90-Day Guarantee

If it doesn't pay for itself, you get every dollar back.

Within 90 days of delivery, if your agent hasn't generated or saved more than $20,000 in your business — through closed deals, time reclaimed, or tools you cancelled — return it for a full refund.

Ship it back, get every dollar back. Same week. No argument.

No fine print. No "prove it" hoops. One email to us and we initiate the return.


Why the guarantee?
Because we run this exact system ourselves. Every email, every call, this entire website — AI. We eat our own cooking and it works. We're backing that confidence with a real return policy.

Get Started

Tell us about
your business.

We'll reach out within 24 hours to start configuring your agent. No hard sell — just a conversation about whether this fits.

Let's Build Your Agent

Fill this out and we'll be in touch same day. We'll talk through your business, your sales process, and what your agent should focus on first.

🔒 No spam. We'll reach out within 24 hours to start the conversation.

FAQ

Questions answered.

Yes. Every touchpoint you've had with us — this website, any emails, the phone number — is AI. We run the entire company on the product we sell. That's not a gimmick; it's proof of concept. If it works for us, it works for you.
A Mac mini M4 (16GB/512GB), fully pre-loaded with your custom AI sales agent — voice, email, and chat all configured for your business. Arrives ready to run. Plug it in, join a 30-min call, live the same day.
No. We configure everything before it ships. Our onboarding call covers the 3 things you need to know — takes under 30 minutes. If you can plug in a power cable, you're good.
If your agent doesn't generate or save more than $20,000 in its first 90 days — deals closed, time saved, tools cancelled — email us. We refund every dollar, same week. You keep the hardware. No argument. That's the deal.
Any business that sells something. B2B services, real estate, agencies, home services, e-commerce, healthcare — if you have a sales process, an AI agent makes it faster and more consistent. Fill out the form and we'll be honest with you about fit.
Software updates are included for year one. After that, the system runs independently — you manage it yourself — or you can purchase an optional annual update plan. The hardware is yours regardless. No one can take it away from you.